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  2. A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
  3. Yesterday
  4. two France

    Love it!
  5. Caption the picture!

    Air traffic controllers and employers finally come to an agreement on leisure facilities.
  6. XP11 738 Zibo - Going to Innsbruck

    Well flown and great series of shots Jim.
  7. Caption the picture!

    Nice try but it's not easy to control kids...
  8. On the way in clear skies Lovely mountain tops through the couds More mountains external view On approach, good job I tuned my radios - SNOW!! Down safely in the snow Taxi to gate All set down for another flight Thanks for viewing - it's been a long time since I posted screens as I stream, but here have a few

    Nice shots Wayne, flight simming would be so much easier if the developers would get their chit together.
  10. A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren’t producing?” A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”
  11. Screenie conversion

    I think you can use Fraps to save as jpg's Alan.
  12. Flight Factor A320 Ultimate.

    You can check for updates using the X-Updater client in the FF A320 folder as with their other aircraft.
  13. Caption the picture!

    Slide permission granted, enter right downwind for slide 22R...follow freckled kid on short final. Caution the heavy bully doing punch and goes on 22L.
  14. FFA320 DUBLIN & BACK

    thanks Chris, weirdly even though Ryanair are all Boeing this AC comes with their livery, below is a free livery I have downloaded, easy it was...
  15. On the Northwest Frontier!

    Later on the Wapiti was stretched and had a modified undercarriage to become the Westland Wallace. Two of which were converted still further to achieve the trans-Everest flight. They stayed in service until the early 1940s being used in the training and target towing roles. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westland_Wallace
  16. Screenie conversion

    Yes that's correct, I know how to do them individually, but when I want to create a storyboard etc it takes forever.
  17. FFA320 DUBLIN & BACK

    Looks very good indeed and I look forward to trying it! Must admit, the FR livery did look odd on a bus!
  18. FSL 320 issue

    http://forum.aerosoft.com/index.php?/topic/118061-piracy-by-flight-sim-labs/ old news but seems to all be resurfacing including a similar DRM issue a few years back re pmdg md11, seems the main guy at fsl was involved in that too...
  19. FFA320 DUBLIN & BACK

    So I managed to get my hands on this A320 from Flight Factor, did a couple of flights, mainly on my tester route, EGGD-EIDW......all went well, I am seeing a lot of people having problems that aren't problems but it seems lack of Airbus knowledge, devs don't really help with a 10 page pdf and basically a link to Airbus 300+ page handbook...I always feel releasing something like this there should be at least a basic flight tutorial explaing how to use the product...Anyway for me it was all fine as I have used Aerosofts and JAR'S buses.....all looks fine to me, had a few warnings of faulty things but sorted them nothing major.....install was easy, through the MCDU for activation, some people having issues with EFB, again move the mouse away it's all sorted, it seems there are people that don't try the obvious first......it followed the FP very well, sticking to restrictions and capturing the approach and ILS with no issues.....landing perfectly, with spoilers activating and reverse thrust all working as should, people on XP forum claiming this is broke but I am not seeing this....I don't like that FF always sell livery packages, however XP forum is packed with freebies that are good quality, some great talent out there that do it for fun....... slightly off topic but I have an external log from another poster a while back, it seems if you fly to destination and return it thinks you hav not gone anywhere, guess I have to close down sim between flights, shame really but no big deal...... so here are some shots........... ready for the push... pushing..... climbing above the cloud... office view... approaching EIDW..... on the GS.... down and nearly stopped, thrusters and spoilers working... starting the return trip....... landing at Bristol.....
  20. Flight Factor A320 Ultimate.

    sorry Phil, bit belated but thanks for the heads up mate, all sorted, downloaded and installed, do they announce updates or is that just for BEATA?
  21. two France

    superb shots, I love the 2nd....
  22. Screenie conversion

    Al if you just right clik your image, edit/open with MSpaint, top left click 'file'....hover over 'save as' and you get to choose file type, click 'jpeg' and a new box opens, give it a name and remember where it saves to, this makes it uploadable at mosts sites and condenses the size of the upload.....I use it all the time and then upload via my onedrive account....
  23. Funny traffic oddities

    nice shots Ros, you seem to get this a lot.....I know what you mean re RL.......
  24. Caption the picture!

    This one kind of tickled me. Lets see what you guys can do with it. John
  25. Some containers are more attractive than others.......
  26. Here's a blast from the past.......(I wonder remembers this??!!)
  27. Where did his poop go...? Where he sat or in the USS Enterprise....just asking!!!
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