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You guys certainly rose to the task, thanks for the yuks.:D

 

My first thought was, "It wasn't waking up on a coffee shop floor that was most confusing but the fact that he had started the night off wearing a suit".:huh:

 

This Caption goes to John for his "Former NFL player Rip(e)  Va(i)n  (T)winkle takes a stand by refusing to stand while Trump is in office." Well done and over to you......

 

 

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"OK...there...I've got rid of it. Now will you shut up about the m*****f***ing snakes on your m*****f***ing plane?"

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"This one has several possible directions it could go...."

 

Pilot: We meant we needed an extra long PLUMBERS snake to clear the head.

 

(ofc, "coffee goes straight to the potty" humor... )

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Walking the animals have never been this crewman's favorite part of the job.

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Homeland security tried to find a pet with a lower belly than  the current president, this was their solution.

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Disposable aircraft grounding cords are very very cheep in Indonesia....and taste like chicken.

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That's a very long chock, and why is it hissing?

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On ‎10‎/‎23‎/‎2017 at 17:53, J G said:

That's a very long chock, and why is it hissing?

 

This one seems to have dried up.  Giving it to JG for this entry.

 

You're up, JG, just in time for the weekend.

 

John

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Thanks John.  I have been away this weekend at the seaside!

 

Topical, but lets see who makes me laugh the most!

 

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Hillary Clinton hits airliner whilst flight testing her new broomstick prior to Halloween festivities.  Unfortunately, she survived.

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The B757's  only comment was "You should see the other guy".

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"757 Captain to tower, we've shortened the aircraft so that it will fit onto a 146 jetty"

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"Skipper, I don't care big a Star Wars fan you are, you CANNOT turn this aircraft into a Death Star!"

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A little closer, a little closer, a bit more, your so close just a little more, BANG. Ah, too much.

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