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mike H    437

Hurry up with the  digging , I am dying to have a S_ _t 

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mike H    437

How many men do you need to turn off the water main ?

 

Three .

One to hold the tap  and Two to turn his legs.

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dodgy-alan    1,150

Dammit!, how many times do we have to tell the women not to put their sanitary products down the toilet! 

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allardjd    1,309

I see the problem - the gain on the pre-amp is set way too low.

 

John

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J G    730

When I said he was a dipstick I meant....

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brett    1,686

Good ones gents,:rofl: this caption winner is Mike H going the classic route with,

 

 

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How many men do you need to turn off the water main ?

 

Three .

One to hold the tap  and Two to turn his legs.

 

Over to you sir......

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mike H    437

Thanks Brett  for picking mine.

I have a problem as I have moved from win 7  to win 10 with a new computer.:old-git: 

I have always used photobucket  to post my pic's and now it's not free, I want to use  Mutley's FS Snaps, but I am not sure how to convert BMP to Jpeg . 

Thanks

Mike

Hi have ago at this one

Well I got this far , just need to find how to make it Larger.

 

2017-7-11_18-37-42-985.jpg

 

 

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Fixed it for you, Brett

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brett    1,686

It is a bit hard to see Mike, instead of copy/pasting the Medium URL code which I believe you used, paste the BBCode right into the post and it will show it at it's full size, although it might not show to you until  submit the reply.:)

 

Right now it looks like a cheap version of a suppository that could be bad for your health :D

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Captain Coffee    1,577

As the world makes the final push to Faith Based Economic systems that fly in the face of facts and observed reality, flying on a Wing and a Prayer has become redundant, and subject to extreme cost cutting measures by airlines.

The new Caveat Emptor: Let the Flyer be Prayer'ed.

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allardjd    1,309

Ryanair flight departing after a quick fuel stop in Somalia.

 

John

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allardjd    1,309

Maiden flight of Ryanair's new "Ballistic" class economy travel, available soon at a launch site near you.

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allardjd    1,309

Damnest thing I ever saw, Archie - there we was at a taxiway intersection and out of nowhere this guy on a stepladder shows up and says he just wants to clean the windshield.  

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dodgy-alan    1,150

Davis Monthan boneyard finds a new way to dispose of old airliners....and re-supply the ISS at the same time! 

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dodgy-alan    1,150

Welcome to Red Bull Airlines.  Please drink as many cans as possible during the flight as we need to reach 27'000ft! 

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brett    1,686

Missing textures files lead to horrified passengers suing simmer, news at 11 

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Captain Coffee    1,577

The pilot and copilot suspected the just completed 100hr inspection may have been rushed, but as very recent former Asiana pilots they knew better than to question their superior's decisions.

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