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Hi gang, here is a new fun topic for you to join in with.

 

Let's see how long we can keep this one going.. 

 

Poetic replies only please, let's see how it goes!  :D

 

Here's your starter...

 

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There was an old lady from Chiselhurst..

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A tuba so hard her lungs burst.

 

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An old pilot who lived near Heathrow,

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It made him more grateful

 

For a life e'er so fateful,

And laughed when the electric chair fuses did blow.

 

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There was a young man from Ocala,

Who went to a massage parlour,

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There was a young man from Hants,*

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Abbreviation of the County of Hampshire, UK. (Joe lives in Hants). 

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his wheel was too wide

for his Beaver to ride

 

Which made take off a merry old dance.

 

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I once knew a young fella called Matt,

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a charming pilot sporting a cocked hat

 

With his hat and waxed moustache,

He certainly cut a dash, 

 

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With his hat and waxed moustache,

He certainly cut a dash,

When walking the streets of Gujarat.

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There once was a man from Hastings.

Who frequently went to wine tastings

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There was a young lady from Norway

Who hung by her heels from the doorway...

 

And what is more,

Her boobs reached the floor,  :huh:

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There was a young lady from Norway

Who hung by her heels from the doorway...

 

And what is more,

Her boobs reached the floor,  :huh:

 

 

and blocked the view down the hallway

 

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There once was a dog named Mutley,

 

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Who covered himself in chutney,

 

Mutley had a side kick

Whose friends called him Dick,

And the pair ran a bar down in Putney.

 

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An old fella called Brett from Penn,

Was a true man amongst all men,

 

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