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CAT3508

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About CAT3508

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  • Birthday 23/02/43

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    Neil
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    185DME South/YMIA

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  1. A new Red Indian baby was born with one bollock. In the time honoured tradition he was named Onestone! When Onestone reached manhood he was getting very pissed off at being called Onestone so he stood on the speakers rock and said that he would kill anyone else who called him Onestone from that day onwards. A few days later a beautiful squaw called Blue Bird comes to the village, sees him and shouts, hi there Onestone, how is it hanging? Well Onestone loses it, drags her into his Teepee and shags her solidly for two whole days and two whole nights until she dies of exhaustion! A couple of weeks later, another young beauty called Yellow Bird arrives and you have guessed it, shouts hi there Onestone! He grabs her by the hair, drags her off and shags her for a solid week and she just sighs and begs for more. Well old Onestone cannot fathom this so goes off to the wise and venerable chief and asks him why the **** she has survived to which the chief replies, You heap big idiot, everyone knows that you cannot kill two birds with Onestone!
  2. New wheels!

    http://fs-snaps.com/image/PMhX4 My latest vehicle, Mitsubishi Triton, handy out here in the bush. Will be doing a 6,000 KM, round trip to Perth, Western Australia, early in the New Year. Edit: Thought the picture would show up in the post, but it does through fs-snaps, sorry about that.
  3. Word(s) association game

    As the song goes, "Cheap Wine and a four day Growth"
  4. What a load of old cobblers, simply awful.
  5. Word(s) association game

    Ding,dong, the Bells are going to Chime!!!
  6. Word(s) association game

    It's considered rude to point
  7. Caption the picture!

    It's okay. I'm just practising for Easter!!!
  8. Another Reason FS Flying is Safer

    There is a town not far from here named "Speed" and another one called "Tittybong".
  9. I thought that his IQ was far to high for him to something as silly as that.
  10. Query regarding P3Dv4 download

    Haven't used any of the extras as yet, a bit busy downloading the PMDG 737NGX, and setting it up. Having a few problems re the key assignments though. I have 5 Leo Bodnar cards, which I use solely for setting up all my switches and rotaries for the NGX. Every time I start the sim, I have to go through the laborious task of deleting all the unwanted key assignments which seem to automatically fill themselves in. It's a real pain. Is there anyway I can prevent this happening. Advice appreciated. Cheers, Neil
  11. A man has been arrested by Sri Lankan customs authorities after being spotted attempting to smuggle, with 'difficulty', close to a kilo of gold hidden in his rectum. The 45-year-old India-bound passenger was seen behaving 'suspiciously' in the departure lounge of Colombo airport, spokesman Sunil Jayaratne said. 'He was called for a thorough screening after customs officers noticed him walking with difficulty and appearing to be in pain,' Mr Jayaratne said. A close examination revealed the man was hiding 904 grams of gold wrapped in black plastic sheets, including seven yellow 'biscuits' and six chains, he said. The haul was worth more than $37,000. Mr Jayaratne said the contraband was seized and the man fined 100,000 rupees - around $1948. The suspect was described as a courier for an organised smuggling ring.
  12. Query regarding P3Dv4 download

    Hi Beejay, Stick arrived yesterday, thank you very much. Installed on PC with no problems, now busy setting everything up. Thank you once again. Neil
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