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CAT3508 last won the day on August 6

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  1. ODE TAE A FERT This poem is appropriate for reading to an audience shortly after they have eaten the haggis: and the above subject on the fart car !! Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts to stir an enormous wind. The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Stert workin like a gentle breeze But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face Will have ye blawin’ all ower the place. Nae matter whit the hell ye dae A’bodys gonnae have tae pay Even if ye try to stifle, It’s like a bullet oot a rifle. Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair Tae try and stop the leakin air Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek Prae tae God it daes nae reek. But aw yer efforts go assunder Oot it comes like a clap a thunder Ricochets aroon the room Michty me, a sonic boom! God almighty it fairly reeks; Hope I huvnae **** ma breeks Tae the bog I better scurry Aw whit the hell, its no ma worry. A’body roon aboot me chokin, Wan or two are nearly bokin I’ll feel better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile. Wis him! I shout with accusin glower, Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare I dinnae feel welcome any mair. Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free Sounds like just the job fur me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty Ower the sake o won wee ferty.
  2. Caption the picture!

    Thanks Brett, sorry it's a bit late, didn't realise that I had won, hopefully, this will get a few funny captions
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    beriberi, Vitamin B1 deficiency
  4. A Christmas gift for the friend who has everything
  5. Prince Harry and Megan have announced that they don't want the traditional fruit cake at their wedding reception. However. Prince Phillip has retorted that he doesn't give a toss what they say. He's still going!
  6. Caption the picture!

    Just refuelling our magic carpets !!
  7. Before there were Playboy Bunnies...
  8. I presume that Steph has more than one !
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    Will get you Nowhere!!
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    Aristotle's lectures to the initiated on the esoteric parts of his philosophy
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    Beechcraft Queen Air
  12. Caption the picture!

    Another interesting idea, on emergency exits, that went horribly wrong.