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  • Birthday 23/02/1943

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  1. A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
  2. Caption the picture!

    Think I will wrap this one up, some good captions here, but I am going to give this one to Allardjd. Take it away John.
  3. Word(s) association game

    The answer, lies in the soil
  4. My friend has been admitted to hospital. She was poisoned by eating a daffodil bulb that she thought was an onion. The doctor say she'll be out in the spring.
  5. Word(s) association game

    Kangaroos and Emus cannot jump backwards, just thought you would like to know.
  6. She wasn't exactly flushed with success, in her quest, in taking it with her, was she !!!
  7. Cairns

    Cairns is a nice place, apart from the wet season. Used to fly out of there, enroute to PNG, when I worked there in the mid 80's, flying on a Beechcraft B200
  8. And another one A woman flushed her emotional support hamster down an airport toilet after an airline refused to let her fly with it. Belen Aldecosea was twice told by Spirit Airlines she could bring the animal, called Pebbles, on board – only for them to deny it access when she turned up at Baltimore Airport last November. Recalling the moment she killed the dwarf hamster, Belen, 21, said: ‘I didn’t have any other options, She was scared. ‘I was scared. It was horrifying trying to put her in the toilet. ‘I was emotional. I was crying. I sat there for a good 10 minutes crying in the stall.’
  9. New type of cloud

    Hi Brett, No problem, I've always been fascinated by clouds. Just amazing how many types there really are, when you dig into the subject. Cheers
  10. New type of cloud

    Asperitas (formerly known as Undulatus asperatus) is a cloud formation first popularized and proposed as a type of cloud in 2009 by Gavin Pretor-Pinney of the Cloud Appreciation Society. Added to the International Cloud Atlas as a supplementary feature in March 2017, it is the first cloud formation added since cirrus intortus in 1951. The name translates approximately as "roughness". The clouds are closely related to undulatus clouds. Although they appear dark and storm-like, they almost always dissipate without a storm forming. The ominous-looking clouds have been particularly common in the Plains states of the United States, often during the morning or midday hours following convective thunderstorm activity. This was a question on a quiz show last night on TV, when non of the contestants knew what the word "Asperitas" was. I didn't know either, so I looked it up, and found the above answer Neil
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